Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Welcome to the family!
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
But she's so wonderful…
Today, my parents are so in love with my ex, they still think it’s my fault she felt unloved enough to cheat with another man. They constantly try to convince me to take her back and become stepdad to the child she conceived with the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Parents vs. Parents
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Don't look back
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Ouch. That's harsh of your parents to say it, but maybe they have a point?
burninfate 0
**** them
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zp5 4
sucks for you
cole86 0
first comment on the first comment!
Freeze_fml 17
Your life is complete now.
breenarae25 0
GIBBY!!!!!
Thawn 0
burn their house down as payback. say you didn't approve of it
IIFoxII 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
aww that's to bad , grow a pair
El_patron 0
yea.. tell ur parents to go **** a goat
doughnutboy99 2
i laughed so hard when i read your comment it sounds like something i would say
Cinn_fml 23
Ouch. That's harsh of your parents to say it, but maybe they have a point?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, I can relate to this one. My ex and I dated for over a year, and I became rather close to his mother. She was literally like a mom to me, and took me in so I had a place to live when my mother decided to kick me out. Ever since we became close, even though he and I broke up, she and I see each other regularly. I don't view her as my ex's mom, I view her as my own. She also approves of my boyfriend and calls her son an asshole. Rightfully so, lol.
MissErikaHart 0
I bet ur mom kicked u out cuz ur a little bitch
5t3ff1k4h 47
Erika, was that really called for? Just because I point out and correct your stupidity doesn't make me a bitch. Your comment does make you a bitch, however. Here's your comment, fully corrected. "I bet your* mom kicked you* out because* you're* a little bitch.*" Oh, and my correcting it still doesn't make it true.
ouchthatsux 0
Erika- at least she's not a ***** with soon-to-be saggy ****, Lol.
ohthebloodygore 16
45, wow. I'm not even going to bother writing a long comment since you're a ''bitch'' and won't understand. You're an idiot. Not only did you insult Steph when she did nothing wrong, you managed to make yourself look like a complete arsehole. On a different side note; excuse my cursing. I hardly do so but Erika you're just too much of a 'bitch' not to curse to.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wow, Erika. I realize some harsh things have been said on both sides of the ongoing MissErika vs. The Others thing here, but that totally crossed a line. Don't bother bringing up how classy a lady you are in future arguments, because you've pretty much forever branded yourself as the opposite with that comment, if the deed wasn't already done.
LosAngelesSon 8
hah erika is just reminiscing about her past. lets just leave her to grovel over the reason why HER mom kicked her out.(;
Cinn_fml 23
MissErikaHart, what the hell did Steph do to deserve that? I used to think people were unnecessarily harsh about you by saying that they hated you, but if you comment like that, then I can understand why they came to that conclusion. If you were joking, you should have given some kind of hint, because the way that came across was just downright nasty.
MissErikaHart 0
I said that cuz she started talking shit to me some time ago and has been doing so intermittently ever since for no reason other than everyone else was. but I've gone too far...? ok. I'm sorry
todo350 0
Just read your damn Profile status Erika, if that isnt utter arrogence I dont know what is. PS; remember me, cinn? your picture still gives me a brain aneurism (;
MissErikaHart 0
lol u guys r so dramatic
5t3ff1k4h 47
Excuse me? Dramatic? Gee, I'm pretty sure you do the same thing when people make comments about you. It's called retaliation. Know what it's also called? Being human. Guess what? What happened all those other times where I happened to be involved was because YOU were busy insulting SOMEONE ELSE. I chose a side, because 99% of the time, you were in the wrong. Know what you were doing? Making rude and snarky comments to such-and-such-an-FMLer. I wasn't the only one to stand up for... Ashley for example. There were at least ten others. Don't give me this crap, "you're singling me out, so I'm picking on you". I can almost guarantee that you aren't doing the same thing to anyone else who stood up for her. The reason I made a few comments towards you? To put you in your place and make you realize that NONE of us are perfect, nor should we be expected to be. Get a life, Erika. 68 - I thought you were speaking to Erika. This is not continue-harassing-Cinn week. Don't bring anything else into this.
Cinn_fml 23
MissErikaHart - I can't imagine Steph randomly picking on someone, especially not in a way that merited the response you gave her. Also, she's explained herself. Though you did apologise, though I'm not sure if it was sarcastic or sincere. Todo - I can't say I remember your name, but I do remember someone commenting on my picture giving them a brain aneurysm, but that was so long ago I'd forgotten... :P
SACaveman 3
lol...
karlita22 0
hahaha your parents suck!!!
movie141 0
ya ur parents suck
BOBO_CRUNCHY 0
cause you are candian
zp5 4
canadian failure
jew_lala 11
And you must be American because you can't even spell Canadian right!)
burninfate 0
**** them
Phustercluck 11
Gross
MissGrinch 4
Did your parents say that to you in front of her?
2igutierrez31 2
just get a néw chick
zp5 4
maybe your not
xundria 5
What about his not?
xundria 5
What about his not?
Freeze_fml 17
You're the malefactor here. Ba dum tish.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
booooooooooo!!!! (mainly b/c you beat me to it)
zp5 4
get off the stage!!