Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, I saw a text from my mom asking, “Are you still with that girl from last year? I miss her.” She was talking about my ex. The girl I’m dating now saw the message before I did. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
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Judus_beej 0
did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?
xFMILYFEx 0
whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree
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Comments (85)
turturkeykey 0
Way to sound full of yourself!
starile 20
Seriously, tell your mom that her little friend can't come over anymore. If she stills wants to play with her, they'll have to do it at your ex's house. Just do it, OP. Don't be a pussy.
worldclass 0
Maybe she never liked you. She's into your mom obviously. Quit being a little bitch, and maybe someone would feel bad for you.
wonderful_wendy 0
someone is cocky.
tayza249 20
I love how you say that she's 'obviously still in love with you'. cocky much? maybe she actually hates you and this is her own personal form of revenge. it appears to be successful :)
andibear95 0
agreed
lekiat 0
that is wrong! tell your family when you break up with someone, they break up with them also
AmberBri 8
I don't agree. They can like whoever they want no matter what happens. But...her being over everytime he comes home is a little extreme.
DethbyFML 0
if she really loves you she'll do anal. until then she is a stalker.
ninjalope 0
awwwwwwwwwwww creepy stalker love
BubbaDoose 0
three words...."One Night Stand"
xFMILYFEx 0
whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree
cassey419 0
lol agreed