damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Top comments
gingaa96 18
Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely
TheDrifter 24
Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.
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Comments (121)
FrankHotpants 31
Well this is why they ask if there's anyone opposed before they say yes.
Ducklett 11
Psycho ex alert o.O. Although this is me personally, I wouldn't have my ex at my wedding
Zebediabolical 45
To quote a friend of mine, 'I'm all for gay marriage. So long as both the lesbians are hot. And don't invest in curtains or blinds.'
KamiyaHaine 18
Someone listened to Taylor Swift's Speak Now a little too much... She was probably hoping you'd go, "baby, I didn't say my vows, so glad you were around when they said speak now."
khaled_almu 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
In the end, how are u married ?
rocker_chick23 27
Well, when two people love each other they have a big celebration called a wedding where they get married. Nothing hard to understand about it.
mybubbles2000 13
I can only laugh at the thought of how stupid she had to have felt when you said no. And the beat down your bride wanted to give her.
RedPillSucks 33
This is more of an FHL if she's your ex and still wants to marry you
AvengingAngelx 20
Why was your ex even at your wedding?
SwtCherryPie 26
My sentiments exactly.
HairyPunisher 27
Anything can happen at a lesbian wedding lol
Adm_Twigs 19
why is everyone assuming they are lesbian?
pwnman 33
Look at the FML, it states the gender,
limabeans101029 21
81- I think 76 might have been saying that they could be bisexual, rather than lesbian. Or maybe the gender doesn't show on mobile or something
pwnman 33
On my iPad, the gender is shown. Perhaps not on the mobile site.
TheNiceOne 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Isn't OP a girl?
TrustInMe_fml 11
Yes, they're lesbians.
limabeans101029 21
41- Yes, girls can like girls. I hope that doesn't come as too much of a shock.
foxwasalamb 24
im glad marriage equality is becoming more accepted, even though its not fully.
rocker_chick23 27
#41: Your point is? This might come as a shock to you, but there are men who love men, and women who love women.