Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
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rissygrl08 6
Crash the wedding. Do it.
qazaq 1
Why do you care what your ex does?
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Comments (103)
rissygrl08 6
Crash the wedding. Do it.
instnt1nfction 17
With a car
jordann_27 11
Or a huge truck. :D
Let_Haterz_Hate 0
Or a steam roller!!
MineIsBigger 5
or fly an airplane at them
kdahrouj 6
With a spaceship
ryry013 6
Ieiw
ryry013 6
Oops, accident. Ignore that. I'm new and don't know how to delete stuff, how sad.
nabila21 0
FU*K YEAH!!!! It doesnt really matter what he uses, WHO CARES!!! as long as it is totally awesome
_Oblivion_ 12
I would hire bin ladin's cousin to crash it, I hear he does a good job.
Awsumuzzie 12
64, you called?
dedrater_kool_u 0
tacos
capper44 18
Dial 003 - hello wedding crashers, how may i help you lol :p
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
That sucks. But i don't really see how you getting her the job matters...
EatnBeef 7
Well OP i guess you're officially a matchmaker.
PaulB123 11
He got her the job that ended up setting up OP's ex and coworker.
EduJav321 24
I guess he got her the job when the were still together, and maybe she broke up with him because she met the other person
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
I see
downtime 13
44, Thats just an assumption. You can't just assume shes a cheating bitch because this person is complaining about her getting married.
McMike10 1
Well because he essentially introduced them.. Sucks OP, sorry
So2011 4
Tell the co-worker something bad about your ex-girlfriend and the co-worker will cancel the wedding.
TraeThaTruth07 7
Nah that's a low blow. If she got engaged then you must have been broken up for some time before they got serious and decided to tie the knot. Wish her well and move on. You'll find the right one...
Pentium_4 27
i've seen plenty of break ups after engagements. some people get into the moment a little too much and get engaged after a few months
btown1616 0
Why does it suck? If theyre not meant to be oh well... At least you made someone else happy
qazaq 1
Why do you care what your ex does?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Maybe he still loves her..
desireev 18
Maybe he loved her very much and she cheated on him with the coworker. Then, maybe, she broke it off with OP to be with the coworker. I would care about what my ex did if that was what happened. But who knows?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
39- Have you never experienced a break up? Sometimes it's a little harder than 'just moving on.'
Laurenlou 24
73: I wish you would be a little more positive sounding. Like "Don't worry OP, you'll find the right girl." Instead of being heartless and saying "Just move on." I'm sure OP is a little more sensitive than you're letting off to be because he is upset about it. (ergo, the FML)
killabb23 0
Right thats what i think
Redoxx_fml 22
In the words of Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"
FMLephant 2
Call yourself Hitch.
BrotherTheo 31
Hang in there, Dude. Hopefully one day you'll be able to look back on this and be happy you helped get them together. Or cackle madly as they go through their horrid divorce.... Win Win either way :)
DrJesse 10
If all else fails,there's always the double homicide option.
OneNightStan 2
-8- Wise words from a wise man.
happyspencer 4
She was going to meet someone one time or another.. It's not like if you didn't give her the job she would stay single forever
acegersh 1
Who is the "her"?
SugarCrazy 14
His girlfriend... I'll make room in the corner for you.
Namerkp2 8
*prepares boulders for throwing
silentbutfunny 0
*pops popcorn to watch from a distance*
perdix 31
You got her a job, she gives you co-worker a job. That's the way it works.
taera 8
...and then the coworker gives OP a job! ;)
adamx88 0
It could be a three way triangle if you play your cards right
perdix 31
I like the way you two are thinking. With unemployment still quite high, people need to make an extra effort to give jobs to those who need them.