damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Top comments
gingaa96 18
Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely
TheDrifter 24
Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.
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Comments (121)
cwaziemamma 16
limealicious 15
damn it rose
edward80 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Im a bit confused, was this a gay marriage ? Since op is a girl as well ?
Sirin_fml 47
No, it was obviously a straight marriage between two women...
askullnamedbilly 33
Seems pretty straight forward to me, why's that confusing? OP's either a lesbian or at least bisexual. At some point, she obviously dated a girl, who as it turns out is completely crazy.
rieebee 23
Does it matter?
vanitynoblet 8
could either be op is gay/bi and marrying another women, or op is bi and marrying a man. does it even matter either way?
aktail01 10
Charlie Sheen would be proud
azyjazy713 11
Why would she be at the wedding in the first place?
buckdharma 38
Azyjasy- If you truly want to know the answer to your question, read Trustinme's comment at #46. :)
worldclassrager 41
Well it's a little late now...well we know your current partner is the right one...
annunaki_fml 11
Dreammm teammm!!! Gotta say yes!!
Canadianpetowner 10
I almost want to say that you deserve it because that means you must be a great person
rori_128 3
loool ...i quess u r in a vry bad mess
rocker_chick23 27
Let me guess, you're going to summer school for failing English.
Adm_Twigs 19
and all who oppose?