Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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gingaa96 18
Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely
TheDrifter 24
Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.
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PengyFML 4
Marriageception
ironichalibut 24
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An awesome show recently explained to me why every one putting "-ception" at the end of words is ridiculous
FrancesShiver 20
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Well thats... actually pretty sweet. I hope it won't get too complicated, OP!
fivetimeslonger 24
How the hell is that sweet?? The ex crashing your wedding and "proposing" to you?? While you're trying to marry your fiancé. Yeah. Real sweet. She's a real keeper.
rocker_chick23 27
There is nothing sweet about it. It's really creepy and really wrong
FrancesShiver 20
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Jesus Christ I literally can't comment anything anywhere without being misunderstood. Not sweet as in bashing her wedding, but sweet as in the feelings're still there.
FrancesShiver 20
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You just had to.
singer0421 32
If the feelings are really still there, she would respect his decision to marry someone else and be happy for him rather than try to steal him from his fiancée and ruin his wedding. It's not sweet; it's rude and disrespectful.
rocker_chick23 27
OP is female.
jackycat 17
Did you seriously miss the part of the story the OP was kind of the the process of MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE?! That is not sweet, it's psycho or massively disrespectful and desperate.
WantdDOA 15
I figured that out aswell....
countryrose92 23
Why the hell was your ex at your wedding? Just saying. :-/
TheLadyOpal 30
She could have shown up uninvited.
lulinator 40
My first thought as well. I recently went to a wedding of a young couple and wondered why the average age of guests was about 50. I asked my friend why, she said the bride and groom made a rule that they couldn't invite anyone either of them had slept with. So the guest list was pretty limited.
RedPillSucks 33
I was invited to my ex's wedding. And I invited some girls that I had slept with. Mature people can do stuff like that.
Enslaved 38
Did you show up? Or rather did they? An invitation might be a nice gesture but to actually show up seems odd to me.
TrustInMe_fml 11
The OP is my best mate and I was there. Her ex was definitely not invited! They haven't spoken in nearly five years (since they broke up). She just suddenly ran in shouting 'STOP YOU CAN'T MARRY HER' then got on her knees begging my mate to marry her. We're still not sure how she knew where to be or what time, but still - it happened!
flee2321 10
Are you lying? Because the FML says they are a female?
CrikOgresmasher 19
I was about to say the same thing. Nice story though
jackycat 17
I have several things to say. #98 the poster does have the gender of OP correct, read more carefully. #23 I'm sorry if your friends couldn't invite most the friends they know because they slept with them at some point in time I think they both have a problem with promiscuity. Or as # 36 pointed out maturity.
JMichael 26
I'm looking forward the follow up. Did you say no, or realize you still had feelings for her and said yes?
bubblesrkool 6
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This is the most funny thing I've ever seen l
haddiej 21
You don't get out much, do you
Recoveryben 15
I love how people still clicked on you deserved it. In what way do they deserve this?
GraceyBlueEyes 13
I'm guessing they assume op invited the ex, not that the ex may have crashed.
Schizomaniac 24
Silly fools. Find me one FML in which no one voted YDI. You can't do it and you will never be able to.
sunshineb81 16
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#19. I did not choose YDI but... It does make me wonder if the ex was led on in some way. I don't know anyone who would propose knowing that they would be humiliated and turned down....
askullnamedbilly 33
Really, #48? I mean, the fact that OP was getting married to someone else wasn't enough of a hint for her ex? This isn't a Hollywood movie where the handsome hero realizes just in time what a big mistake he made by letting the love of his life marry another guy, manages to stop the wedding in a dramatic fashion and ride into the sunset with the heroine. In real life, if you propose to someone on their wedding day, you're going to get rejected and are quite possibly completely delusional.
marcranger 29
48, in addition to what 55 mentioned, have you read any FML that starts with, "Today, I proposed to my girlfriend..."? Those never end well, in spite of the fact that the posters seem fairly confident that they won't be rejected.
sunshineb81 16
#100 That's exactly my point. The ex obviously thought the OP would say yes. Either the ex is truly and certifiably insane and should be committed for treatment somewhere or OP gave her some reason to think that she would say yes.
lulinator 40
Hoping the ex crashed the wedding and wasn't actually invited...
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, that's.. odd.. Be glad it's your ex, this is just another sign you did the right thing by leaving her (assuming you didn't accept it).
ZombieSazza 34
Well she's a bit of a dick...
buckdharma 38
This is where the best man steps in and runs interference.