Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
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Top comments
WavRace 14
Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
IWishIWasObama 12
Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
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Comments (74)
anabanana101 15
Sounds like she's trying to ya jealous. Aka she still wants you
LastResort318 14
Are you a feminists 32? You look really familiar.
bambilll 5
what a bitch ! lol
slicklol 7
Ahm, i think she still has some seriously unresolved feelings towards you
laditiggsz 11
Wtf
zykrithium 22
And here I keep thinking exes are exes for a reason...
incoherentrmblr 22
No, it does not. She called and made a suggestion/request. It doesn't say that OP agreed. Implying is an ASSumption. OP needs to follow up on this...
amccaul1976 8
time to tell her you're HIV positive. In front of that new boyfriend of hers.
Rayth 19
I'm trying to reason as to how that could've been at all a good idea
voltroz 18
she can go kiss your a*s