Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
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Top comments
WavRace 14
Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
IWishIWasObama 12
Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
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Comments (74)
WavRace 14
Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Yeah that's a big ******* no!
thecodecat 24
That is harsh.
Georgia0p 17
She's trying to make you jealous
annarcheer 19
I said the same thing haha
badluckalex 23
That's one of the few acceptable times to 360 drop kick both of them and then say LATA BITCH while walking away victoriously.
wildgenius 13
What are the other acceptable times?
Gillett 23
Shit, I wanna know too dude!
orneryvixen 15
Wild Genius, I'm wondering the same thing.
SystemofaBlink41 27
When someone offers you food and they give you the empty packet or whatever. Just thinking about it...
IWishIWasObama 12
Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Or start a conversation about annoying things women do and go over all of her faults. End with "call you up after a break up saying that they want to be friends just so they can introduce their new boyfriend."
ssshnmama5 11
Nice
sunnyskys 25
I think that this is the appropriate reply to a backstabbing bitch who want to start shit stomp the fire out pour gasoline and light you fire...burnt to crisp..so crispy it will flake off and never come back
Algorithm 24
There's something wrong with you, 62.
kinky44 28
Why did you answer the phone?
gobiteme2 34
At the same time introducer her to the new girlfriend
stingray112 24
Bring your gf with you
BBlah 26
In my opinion that would just turn it into a childish game. If I were OP, I wouldn't give 2 ***** and just move on with my life instead of wasting anymore time on my ex
chocolatefrog28 29
Unless she's legitimately trying to be vengeful, maybe she really is trying to be friendly here. Depending on how long you have been exes, immediately jumping to the conclusion that she's being horrible isn't fair.
Gillett 23
God Dammit. Ya know, sometimes I hate the voice of reason!
j_cat187 20
It depends on how recent though. If she wanted to, it can end really badly.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Then she should have done it before she had a new boyfriend or been tactful enough to leave him at home.