Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
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Top comments
WavRace 14
Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
IWishIWasObama 12
Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
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Comments (74)
venomousflower 24
She wants you. Not only did she get a new boyfriend but she shoved it in your face
tranced_ 45
Welcome to the friendzone my friend.
Pandacupcakelove 26
She's clearly trying to make him jealous which means he's not in the "friendzone" which, by the way, does not exist.
Demon_of_Light 27
13, I think you need a lesson in the way girls work.
laden_swallow09 35
The only reason you say the friendzone doesn't exist is because you've likely put someone there yourself.
Brandi_Faith 34
I hope you didn't go op. Why bother seeing your ex again? Unless you guys were on good terms? It sounds to me like she still has feelings for you and wants to make you jealous. I'd stay far away from that one!
flopstar 21
She has nothing better to do than to try to make you jealous
Brandi_Faith 34
It would be funny if you took your new girlfriend with you and went on a double date. It would show her true feelings; she'd either be happy you both have moved on, or she'd be jealous and upset. Either way it would be good sitcom material!
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Only people that do that are the ones that aren't fully over you
Pandacupcakelove 26
That is just very pathetic. Don't let it get to you. She clearly hasn't grown from the experience at all and is trying to prove herself to you, which means you've come a lot further than her.
fohfuucba 21
You guys broke up, she moved on, but still wanted to be your friend. This isn't an FML.
Teyros 24
This is why you just completely cut them out of your life. The best revenge, to have a great life and be happy.
Joshery 14
Have sex with her best friend
Gillett 23
Nooooooo, her sister, or even her mom if she's hot of course!