Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
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perdix 31
You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.
CrazyManNo9 29
This whole scenario is wrong on so many levels. At least it was only the floor, however.
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Comments (142)
HesJustTheBest 0
I think the most important part of gun safety is to keep them locked up/hidden so your damn kids can't put their hands on them.
brennan1 0
how does this make the op dumb, im pretty sure that the blame game should be placed both on the OP but also on the friends dad for allowing his kids to have access to loaded guns.. guns should be kept locked up and seperated from the ammo which should also be locked up.. OP lesson to be learned TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED
xspaniardx 3
^^ Double Win! :)
warpig182 0
The op is a ******* retarted shitface worthless no good dirty rotten piece of pig shit. Seriously how do you discharge a weapon in a house? While explaining gun safety?
brennan677 0
wow, we have the same name!
zeeindahouse 0
I thought by saying gun you meant his penis!
seldom66 16
I agree! xD
tjv3 10
OP is dumb for not checking to see if the gun was loaded. you keep a loaded gun in the house because invaders will not wait for you to load the gun before attacking. I can see it now: hey wait I have to go find my bullets so stand right there til I get back. morons
rusrsbrah 0
Disagree, gun locked, ammo not. "Hey home intruder, lemme just unlock my gun cabinet and then my ammo cabinet, load it, and shoot you. that cool?" Clips/shells good to go, Gun in a number safe close to your bed.
phreshboi 1
why don't you just lock the door?? like in Canada, we have about 4 stories a year about breaking in. most of the time they're in stores not homes. Even if they do come in big whoop, call the police and wait.
goaliemkl123 8
never supposed to keep a gun loaded in your house. that's such a big deal that the correct way to store guns is to keep the ammunition locked away somewhere different then the guns
anlhawks 5
agreed, but so is the dad for being a dumbass and letting kids play with his loaded guns. tard. seriously who has loaded guns everywhere. my dad keeps ammo with the gun but does not load them!
FMLinCA 12
how do we know the OP is a kid? he's probably a grown ass man or something. regardless, he's glad all he shot was the floor. and the OP is still dumb. lol.
White_Fury 0
79 where else would someone keep it? If you have common sense and gun safety, It isn't dangerous at all. OP is a noob who has neither. I have a loaded gun in my house at all times and have never had an accident.
mailerd 3
ikr, why do Americans even NEED guns? I don't know a single household who owns a gun in the UK and we get along just fine.
CrazyManNo9 29
This whole scenario is wrong on so many levels. At least it was only the floor, however.
MagneticGuitar 0
her dad's guns eh.
michalch98 4
How's that wrong? Shooting through walls is bad now?
ItIsMeSRC 7
You're either trying to be sarcastic, or you're a complete idiot...
con1303 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a ******* idiot
thatcrazyredneck 0
i agree i mean what a dum bitch lol stupid kids
Shriker 0
You're a ******* idiot. Plenty of guns don't have any sort of manual safety at all. Glocks and any XD Gear gun don't. If you're going to yell at someone, be ******* educated on the issue.
LordGoober 13
All guns have safety, as in keeping your finger off the trigger. And Glocks have a built in safety on the trigger, your finger has to be pulling that back before the actual trigger releases to squeeze it.
kotabones 0
Rule 1: it's loaded Rule 2: unload and empty chamber before anything else Rule 3: treat as though still loaded Rule 4: don't put finger in trigger until plan to shoot
killdozer1 2
My impression of the first two replies: ur a f*cking interwebz troll! Kno, ur a f*cking internet troll and ur a homosexual!!!
xcountry2 4
Rule #4 is don't point a gun at something unless you're planning to shoot it Rule#5 is keep you're finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot
ccameron12 21
That's funny that's exactly what I said
perdix 31
You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.
brt3420 13
win lol ^
snowtigress 5
lol
ulicksam 0
You're an idiot and so is your friend's dad for not keeping it locked up. Keep your grubby paws off things that don't belong to you and things you have no business touching. YDI.
uberletepoon 10
are you related to dick Chaney?
BoredomKillsinc 0
lmao XD
sylphy 0
zing.
lola147_fml 0
YDI for being a moron and touching other people's property in the first place.
R34luver 5
AND not checking if its loaded...OP yur a DUMBASSS
palltaru 0
I know "we were looking for her dads gun..." YDI
dandawg69 0
figures since your from Alaska... what did the floor ever do to you except give you something to walk on that won't cut up your feet
DmnUall 0
leave guns alone OP. you're obviously far beyond ******* retarded. it's very very simple to Not shoot a gun.
Guy_Smily 0
shame on you #11 for comparing OP to a retard, retards may be slow this person is just a dumb a$$! they can't help their mistakes, OP doesn't have that excuse...
skyeyez9 25
This reminds me of the video on youtube of the cop talking about gun safety to a classroom of kids, shoots himself in his foot.
fakeaccountX 6
My thought exactly.