Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML
Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
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Marie54321 19
Spawn of Satan maybe?
slingerslasher 24
That's when Drake and Josh pushed me to the ground. What? We didn't do that! Right. Like I decided to lie on the ground and scream.
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hannahmae1357 10
Sorry op.
Marie54321 19
Spawn of Satan maybe?
KittyLahv 27
Hence "10 year old from hell."
BigLatchZatch 14
Can confirm. Source: was a 10 year old at one point.
JMichael 26
I don't think it's a maybe. That child needs taught a lesson in how karma works.
noah_1234 24
i have never seen a 10 year old girl act like that my whole life, usually they're just the snitches at school and the daddys girl type...
ItsJustMe1616 26
Honestly while the child was misbehaving I would've pulled out my phone to secretly record her just to show the parents that. Even without expecting something like her making that up, I would've done it just so at the end of the night I could've been like "hey look at how disrespectful she was tonight." It may not have helped with the parents believing the abuse story but at the very least they couldn't argue the fact that their child wasnt being a little brat.
noxvita83 8
That's not a bad idea, but I suspect that it wouldn't have helped. There is a reason the kid is like that, and more often than not, barring any special needs concerns, it was due to the parents allowing that sperm blossom to manipulate them and give in to her every whim. I know someone who has a 8 year old boy just like this. "Oh, we discipline him" and then they back down from the discipline 10 minutes later and hand him what he threw the temper tantrum over in the first place. And they wonder why the psychologists haven't found anything wrong with him.
parksejun 11
So little kids being assholes is a thing now I'm assuming
XxNekoLovexX 26
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What a little brat! FYL OP. Just hope the little demon falls of a cliff or down the stairs and breaks her neck. We don't need that type of person in the world >_
KittyLahv 27
We don't need the type of people who wish death upon children.
popprock 13
That's a bit harsh.....
thefmlman2011 37
Well, that escalated quickly, I mean, that really got out of gabd fast.
Stazza11 27
Both of you are right, but she is going to be the kind if girl who screams rape and gets an innocent person put behind bars. The kid deserves a smack around the ears and the parents obviously do too if they cannot tell she was bullshitting.
KittyLahv 27
Of course the kid needs to get smacked around the ears some, but hoping she'll fall down the stairs and break her neck? Yeesh. She's just a kid and deserves to be taught a lesson.
XxNekoLovexX 26
You're right, you're right. I apologize for the harshness of the comment. I just can't stand brats like that honestly, I mean I love children, but those types of kids just make me ballistic. She really needs a smack and a lesson. I hope she doesn't grow up to be one of those girls. They are the bitchiest of all
17031990 20
Someone who loves kids wouldn't hope they fall off a cliff, or down the stairs and break there neck...
jennybear772 7
I would probably beat the shit out of her to make her statement the truth.
Mushroomtipbob 5
damn you sound like a ******* demon
Helpfulman 17
There's always that one person that takes it too far.
phaelnb 26
I'd say mental hospital, she could be a young psychopath in the making and spanking or any other kind of lesson may not work.
Tuffmuffin 10
I can't believe how bad parents can be sometimes.
brianjman14 23
Ehhhh, I don't blame the parents really. If I had a kid and they said their babysitter was beating them, I would instantly believe them, too. Of course, I would ask to see where and see the marks too, but the point is, the parents aren't bad parents for believing their kid for something that actually could have happened.
Ian7890 23
I think #4 was talking about how the parents raised their kid for her to be so rude and lie
nix1993 41
Not sure how great a parenting job they've done with a kid that feels it's ok to insult perfect strangers and then lie about being beaten... Good parents probably wouldn't produce spawn like that.
slingerslasher 24
That's when Drake and Josh pushed me to the ground. What? We didn't do that! Right. Like I decided to lie on the ground and scream.
shay_serendipity 29
THROWBACK YES
quiet_storm09 17
No amount of money is worth all that. I'm sure there's other kids that deserve your attention. Good luck, OP. (if u have to babysit her again, bring a bible, some holy water and a priest)
Chibi_Kitten 24
I'm pretty sure she was just jealous of your assets...she'll have to wait another three plus years.
ulissey_fml 22
Or so they said. Surely it's not the first time she's pulled a trick like that , they're probably too embarrassed to admit they've raised a brat. The positive side of this is that you won't have to babysit her ever again.
underthesea12 24
let's just hope they said she deserved the beating
NiceGuysDoWin 21
This style of parenting is what's wrong with the world today. "My baby is an angel. She couldn't possibly do anything wrong". Until you realize that your kid is just as capable of manipulative BS as any other kid, they will walk all over you and grow up to be monsters. Your job as a parent is to discipline them and teach them how to be functional human beings.
chinaski7628 32
That style of parenting is definitely not new. There have always been lying, manipulative, bratty children. Probably always will be.
sempisaviour 17
#15: You are so right. Like, I had an ex-friend, with the WORST parents ever. They'd place the blame on others when she brought her problems on herself... And she still thinks she's the bees' knees. She really needs to learn how to function.