Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
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Top comments
WavRace 14
Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
IWishIWasObama 12
Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
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Comments (74)
Niedermayer_20 12
So typical, Women always want to be friends after they rip your heart open.
jelrid 30
Brr, that's cold!
jqmalang 17
Alright, so she wants your attention and she's trying to make you jealous. That's all there is, you're better without her.
Genioso 1
If you are ever placed in a situation like this, just do this. Meet the ex and her boyfriend, appear friendly and then start talking about the awkward stuff u did with your ex and then jump right into how freaky she is in bed. Describe everything in detail, and before u leave just say that the new boyfriend will do fine if he follows the tips properly. Leave with a smile and offer for calling him up for some freaky time whenever she feels like it and watch the paranoia unfold in their new relationship lmao :p
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you really want to freak him out say that she was into something really with you that she never was. Relationship is doomed as soon as he asks her to do it.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
2.. i love your hair!
Delsanity 13
My ex did the same so i know that feeling op.
petrine 17
Sounds like someone misses you and wants your attention.
ThatDamHuntress 20
It sounds like she wants to make you jealous.
like_the_sunshin 6
they just want to ML with you.dude
thatboyEVD 2
That's your fault for answering