meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
idekwtfigo
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
xswitch74
United Kingdom
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
my bad
United States
Brain fart
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
queenofthegypsys
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
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Comments (172)
denvan 0
That's rude he should've said a special friend FTF's
GigglePony 13
You say he's just a friend... Oh baby you...
rallets 23
got what i need...
penguinonastairc 0
...incase of an emergency...
joe_says_so 0
Wouldn't the boyfriend already have ex's phone number???
tulsafml 0
I love you.
Thisismoses 0
Dump him and date his best friend.
tulsafml 0
^ win!
mr_miyagi 0
so take his word for it at this time just having a friend cant be no crime cuz you have friends and thats a fact like agnis agatha jermaine and jack
TheFection 0
win to all the people who started singing biz markie. I love you!
fl0ffy 0
ok just do tht to 1 of ur ex and c way he does
Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
BahahahLOL 0
She took it like the man she is.
sgtrobswifey 0
^ yea.. without balls..
ramboman19 8
hahahaha
nhlnba2 6
Lady Gaga?
BloodyHeel 8
^ nd you are an idiot.
Uncool_LikeYou 0
lol @ 97
RileyL29 0
haha.. I'm with 97;)
azzosfoxy 0
I'd of broke his nose.. what a dick
tandem123 6
137. That is the most original comeback I have ever read on this site. Congrats, man.
sunnysurfchick 0
are you sure he actually is your "boyfriend"? maybe its some kind of miscommunication
insanesna1l 0
In actual fact she is really his cousin but there was a mixup at the extended family reunion. Alcohol was drink, things were said, teeth were counted and it was decided they would be partnered
RiiOT09 9
^this.
smileeee_fml 0
^тнат
U_Go_Boom 0
^those
dum_dum1 0
^ these
burninnapalm 5
^them
JenL_fml 7
^they
FFAffliction 0
--> Me
yake12 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
RavenRiley007 4
lmao @ 7...that's not nice mate! but yes either miscommunication of where you two stand or you need to just do yourself the favor
chelslover 0
he's using you :)
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
sourgirl101 29
Yep, I would have said the exact same thing.
DesB 7
yup
gb_chrs 2
yeah, something like "nope, I'm his ex too," then exchange phone numbers as fellow exs
manzanita2121 6
yup then op should of asked for the ex phone number. they are Eskimo sisters now.
ctalbot2181 0
lol love it
musick831 0
definitely agree!
Nimmrodel 11
You should hire a private investigator seems like a tough case to solve.
manzanita2121 6
cheaters is the best way to go.
PrickHead 0
why didnt you just hold him and kiss him infront of her? thats what my girlfriend always does when she's 'jealous'...
prince122 0
dude... make her jealous all the time
dum_dum1 0
what happens when you get her really jealous?!
Isabel312 0
^ that's what I was thinking! what DOES happen!?
baileeYDG 0
What a douche (if it's not a miscommunication). Maybe he "just wants a hug" (and nothing else). Ffff. If my boyfriend did that, I'd be pissed- and he'd know it.
Javie30 0
well refer to him as your "just friend" and hit on other guys......or get drunk and eat away at your misery, filling your sadness with tacos and donuts
quadder 0
tacos rule
smileeee_fml 0
yum hahaha
Nafan01 0
hahahaha!
soldier4life_88 0
mmmmmmmmnh donuts...!!!
bobkim302 0
Well he should have said girl friend. The only reason he wouldn't is because he must still want her. Now this is my opinion if your his girlfriend then he should say that not my friend. Good luck with him.
DesB 7
snegec 7
And you didn't dump him yet? I know I would with such a ferocious kick, he'd think he was Miss Daisy from Minneappolis.