Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
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Top comments
WavRace 14
Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
IWishIWasObama 12
Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
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Comments (74)
haynesbrand93 6
she added insult to a friend zoning.harsh
Liu1992 14
No good for you man!Only bad things can happen in this situation. Hope you stay away, you don't need them.
DarkPandaXD 15
It doesn't say that he agreed...
doumtabarnack 12
Classic
Gillett 23
Dude, only lonely and pathetic people do that bull shit. Don't even let that clown take your joy homie! Always remember to tell yourself "Everyday I wake up celebrating shit why, cause I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch"
chocolatelover96 14
As a woman, I find this completely unacceptable. I hope you told her where to go, and exactly how to get there!
fohfuucba 21
You guys broke up, she moved on, but still wanted to be your friend. I feel there's a part of the story missing where she was really smug about it or something...otherwise, ydi
annarcheer 19
She's just trying to make you jealous it seems.
jerome72 14
maybe shes trying to make you jealous
RyanBee 14
Wait, so were you dating this girl and broke up? So you called her ex or just recently, im kinda confused