Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said, "Will you be the Eva Braun to my Adolf Hitler?" I struggle to think of a worse way to propose to a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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mike3775 39
I hope you said No.
Yudith 28
For him to understand, the answer should have been "Nein!"
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juggalo2 22
In my wedding speech in front of both our families, where I (white guy) married my wife (Japanese), I compared it to my great grandfather's experience at the fall of Manila.
mike3775 39
I hope you said No.
Yudith 28
For him to understand, the answer should have been "Nein!"
Vesi 30
Um.. he REALLY should know history.. During the night of April 28-29, Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun marry, only hours before they both died by suicide.
lexxiasaurus 31
maybe it's a hint what is going to happen at the honeymoon
Zebediabolical 45
"Will you be the Adolf Hitler to my Eva Braun?" The only worse way I can think off easily.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Doesn't he know two wrongs don't make a reich?