sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
wtf mom
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.
Welshite 40
"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."
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Comments (78)
allyiscute1 22
Did you?.-. I mean drunks tend to insist and that can get annoying lol
idontknow8 8
i feel your pain. she doesnt mean it. i promise you that. if sje ever asks you to forgive her, do it. you may not get to the next day. stay strong and talk with her. i know its hard but you have to be strong for her if you want her in your life. i dont have mine now. but i forgave her for the things she has said and that guilt wont follow me. trust me on this op. good luck.
Randen_FML95 9
Would it be worse if she's crossfaded?
idontknow8 8
none of these commenters know what they are talking about....yes it was horrible thing to say. but everyone has their own problems and their own way of dealing with them. no its not right but it cant be undone. and she is not a terrible mother. there are way worse people than his or her mother.
toxicpinkcandy 10
she needs to take ownership of how HER life turned out. it's not your fault and she needs to learn to stop blaming others and take a closer look at herself.
roseice6686 10
"I'm sorry you couldn't keep your legs closed."
Elesai 19
Obviously not your fault, OP. If she doesn't remember this the next day, you have a choice of whether to pretend it didn't happen or confront her and let her know that her drinking is leading to her being incredibly hurtful. Good luck.
nrwl_30 17
"What doesn't kill you... Better f$@@&in' run!
CaptainCore993 19
And you actually apologized? Should have said a nice comeback.
Sheepalicious 20
"Not until you apologize for having sex with my father that caused me to be born. Oh, and while we're at it, apologize for being a ****."