sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
wtf mom
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.
Welshite 40
"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."
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Comments (78)
more4me 27
Your mom is an idiot ! And a bitch! And she can go **** herself !!! Sorry you have to put up with that, OP. Not all people can be good parents . I don't care how drunk she is, being born is never the child's fault!
JHam12 14
I hate to be that guy but whenever they are drunk they just say what they think
Mauskau 36
It's okay, my mum tells me this when she's sober. She still doesn't understand why I get so upset and don't want to even bother being nice to her after she says stuff like that :/
this_ghetto 16
Tell her to stick to water!!
mmazzaa 16
Tell her you're sorry for having her as your mother and that you like your grandma better
To_Die_For 7
Best thing to do. Sarcastically apologize while sarcastically going on about the logic behind it. "Oh gee sorry for something I have no control over, that you in fact have more control over. But since I am the fucken outcome I guess it is my fault.. Sorrrrryyyyy!"
Goblin182 27
Tell your Mom to appologize because the best part of her ran down the crack of your granny's ass.
exoticwaved 9
Tell her to apologize for spreading her legs.
SexPot143 13
should have told her "sorry that you couldnt keep your legs closed and it resulted in me"
CyberGothic 16
Such an apology should be carefully worded. May I suggest: I am sorry, very sorry indeed, that you're my mother.