sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
wtf mom
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.
Welshite 40
"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."
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Comments (78)
Fwibblwfwabble 11
Shame on you for being the fastest sperm
Tannasgh 22
I think "apologize to yourself for putting your legs in the air...this is all you"
janaek683 12
i am so sorry :/
MrZsDad 19
Remember this moment when choosing her nursing home.
The_weird_one_2 13
Today my mom told me she wishes I had been a miscarriage, she wasn't even drunk.
RiRi64_fml 8
To, all those who clicked the "you deserved it" button: .......Cause it's his/her fault that his/her dad nutted in his/her mom and 9 months later he/she was born....that's definitely his/her fault. Note the sarcasm.
ihatemypenis 3
goood for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. GOOOOD FOR ZYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. GOOOOOOODJASDFKJASHDFJEDFBIEDFHNKEOFHOWEOFJHDFDASFASDFASDFJ"LSDF:J:SDF