sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Harsh but fair
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
wtf mom
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Top comments
devildog562 33
Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.
Welshite 40
"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."
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Comments (78)
Le_ponderer 14
Tell her to ask your dad to apologise for not pulling out! She owes you the apology for not using birth control; if she really didn't want a baby. YOU ARE NOT A MISTAKE OP. We all serve a purpose. Bless you.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
"I'm sorry that grandma didn't swallow you" Too much?
Dick_diamond 22
Great comeback!! How could me those never change me to me when I need them?
sunnyray812 42
#21 Please translate.
SoullessSolace 12
Now that's some funny shit right there!
MrSassypants 34
#30 I think they meant "how come those never come to me when I need them?". I'm not entirely certain however.
dragoongirl90 34
Wow your mom is evil! Maybe she should apologize for being a bitch.
idontknow8 8
she not evil dumb ass. shes drunk. learn the ******* difference.
Elesai 19
Drunkenness doesn't excuse abuse.
dragoongirl90 34
Exactly, 51. Often times drunkenness brings out someone's true colors.
nightbirdblue 27
I know how that feels OP. I've also gotten that along with a drunken lecture about how I'm a terrible children, and that is why I think she is a terrible mom.
feven 32
Yeah because it's totally you're fault
Alixari 12
This is why I don't hang out with my mother unless I, too, have been drinking.
sstahpp 33
Sorry mom for being born...to a bitch.
HallahBackGirl 12
I wonder if you could say whatever you want if you were drunk as well...
Arot6 17
That seems more like her fault than yours.
xluciferx666 21
Hide all her booze then make her apologize for being a lousy drunk