Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
fantasyworld 39
Why would you just let him out?
whatthefhumanity 7
You are vile. Why would you let your dog kill an innocent creature whether it was a squirrel, a rat or a chihuahua. Even if it had been a squirrel, it didn't do shit to you, what right did you have to snuff out that life? You disgust me, someone needs to set a dog on you and see how you like it.
thatguynamedsky 32
Chihuahuas are horrible anyway, good riddens
gramj 8
If the chihuahua was on your property, it's the owner of the chihuahua's fault, not your fault. If your dog killed it on your neighbors property, it's your fault
Twisted_Killjoy 23
That's horrible. I hope you feel guilty that you let someone's pet get murdered.
Addiction333 14
Next time your dog is barking at me while I'm walking past your house let him out. So I can kill him when he attacks me.
GamerMom392 19
Let me guess: you own a pit bull who "wouldn't hurt a fly". I hope they put your monster dog to sleep for that.
123Puppy 33
Wow. You shouldn’t have let your dog kill a squirrel in the first place...YDI.
shannon2348 14
Why would you do that? ydi