Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
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Top comments
badbadman187 1
that stinks
xx000o 27
It could have been a Wolverine.
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Comments (58)
auddylynne 0
Haha that stinks! ;P lol wow ya ur life sux
MD_DILF 4
yeah, just like your snatch!
lusk123 0
Just like that lenscrafters commercial. Lol
OMNIC1D3DRO1D 0
Yeah your full of shit
gress269 4
You, must be deaf becuase they sound nothing like dogs, and it wouldve sprayed you long b4 hand
jazyyy16 3
I did this exact same thing but I was chasing a cat lol
lolfood 24
Am I the only one thinking about the twisty mc bendy commercial? And how do you confuse a dog with a skunk o.o
Flakitaflaka03 4
YDI for having a dog.
stoptrying 9
Place your bets #91's only friend was a dog who ran away.
kelis_fml 0
You couldve taken a torch or something :/
Sniper_Fidelis 1
that's kinda heartbreaking =|
badactor009 0
Remind me not to let you into my pack of survivors when the zombie apocalypse strikes. Can't afford to see what stupid shit you will pull next when it counts.