Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
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Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
Denikk 0
Scare them off, letting them hear your homucide plan..
indielove 13
OP, it's time to change the locks and get some guard dogs.
PutItIn 8
I'm guessing they didn't come to visit.
SCREAM4meeee 0
Borrow their car and other expensive 'things' and forget to give it back.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Do these said parents also happen to have contemplated on how to kill cat?
IndigoAcrylic 9
13- Homicide**** :$
stro88 6
Sounds like it's time for you to use the attic as a dungeon. :-)
Iskaria 0
Or... Simply ask them up front when they were they planning on getting their own place? If you have your own place it is safe to assume you are of an age where you either have a family or can start one, use that old gem as your clincher and you should be sweet ;)
bhangu023 0
Any1 else get scared of 94's pic?
eurostar710 11
Sounds like it's time to tell them to gtfo
SamuraiCER 1
Well dang, they tryin 2 bully u out the house
kelovath 8
Good luck OP, hope you don't get grounded!
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
Deathhound 27
Haha, yeah, that's a good idea!
Ashilivione 1
best idea lol
Bowser6622 5
Maybe they did it on purpose.
zombicidal 11
mail them to Florida like everyone else
tj4234 36
or Australia
mfjkr 10
**** off we're full
Pupza7 6
Hawaii's nice this time of year
emodude44 0
30, you just gave me another reason to like Australia. Your clever, friendly, witty people, and I love every, single last one of you!
aussie_gemini 5
I'm with 30... We have enough asylum seekers rocking up ATM
Slhruman 4
The hell you are. Your population density is like at the bottom of the list. Just let the world dump our old in your deserts.
Hummbinger 5
#72, the population density of our deserts is comparable to that of America's. Go dump your old people over there.
Madrias 36
Got a better idea: Dump the old people in Antarctica. It's relatively empty.
Slhruman 4
But we use our deserts to raise cacti. Old people would impede that.
live_2_eat 5
Aww, thanks. It's nice to know we have a good international reputation :) Come and visit; we need tourists! Don't overstay your visa though, or we might ship you off to the slums of Malaysia ;)
soulsfirefly 8
Charge them rent, if they want to live in your house. Bet that will get them to leave. :D They sound like moochers. Also, are they senile or something, so you can't get rid of them?
katiebearr10 0
Ahahhaahahah
marinus_fml 20
over where? Ohhh you mean their*?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Lock them out of the house, and turn the sprinklers on.
slice_89 0
Yes!!!! Ha that's a way to showem