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Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
99Problemsandfml
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roomba shuffle
Today, I came home to shredded tissues all over the floor. I yelled at my dog, who looked guilty but confused. Turns out, it wasn’t him, it was my robot vacuum cleaner again. It had sucked up a bunch of tissues and napkins from under the couch and then spread them all over the place like confetti. I owe my dog an apology. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
JamesFuckingBond
Burlington, United States
Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
justpeachy1989
Australia
Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML
simple living
Austin, United States
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
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abNormal62 23
Roomba does not work with number twombas?
ScratchCatPower 32
Technology strikes back! Yikes, I've seen a bunch of times with reviews that Roombas don't do all that well with pet feces. Apparently it smears it everywhere. That must have sucked to clean up.
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ScratchCatPower 32
Technology strikes back! Yikes, I've seen a bunch of times with reviews that Roombas don't do all that well with pet feces. Apparently it smears it everywhere. That must have sucked to clean up.
NerdGirl321 27
Nice housewarming gift from your dog.
momo87 8
so i shouldn't get a roomba if i have a pet
ScratchCatPower 32
You could get the Roomba if you have a pet, but if your pet does happen to go #2 in the house, the Roomba smears the feces around because it's programmed to vacuum and clean the floor, regardless of what the object on the floor is. As long as you make sure your pet isn't using your house's floor as it's own very large bathroom, you'll be good to go.
Grisha_fml 18
you kidding me?! You should totally get it! And then post your testimony here LMFAO!
fitnessgram 19
Roomba's are amazing, you should totally get one! However, you shouldn't get a dog that poops all over your house ;)
X_Gon_Giv_ItToYa 9
Good to go numba two?
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
No #2, you need a groomba.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
#4*
abNormal62 23
Roomba does not work with number twombas?
RpiesSPIES 27
I think they're working on a new model to fix the issue. They're called Poomba's.
Sandsh8rk 36
Yeah, cos a Roomba is totally powerful enough to run over a dog.
hardcorefan16 22
You either get train the dog or get rid of the Roomba
FYlife604 18
heard this happen more than once, usually in multi million dollar homes hahaha
tiger820 20
what you got chocolate skid marks on your floor!?
interesting33 37
I read it as it ran over the dog
fotomiep 7
So you have a loving boyfriend, a dog AND a Roomba, yet you still find something to complain about? Some people are never happy :)