pamcakes
Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
99Problemsandfml
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roomba shuffle
Today, I came home to shredded tissues all over the floor. I yelled at my dog, who looked guilty but confused. Turns out, it wasn’t him, it was my robot vacuum cleaner again. It had sucked up a bunch of tissues and napkins from under the couch and then spread them all over the place like confetti. I owe my dog an apology. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
JamesFuckingBond
Burlington, United States
Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
justpeachy1989
Australia
Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML
simple living
Austin, United States
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
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abNormal62 23
Roomba does not work with number twombas?
ScratchCatPower 32
Technology strikes back! Yikes, I've seen a bunch of times with reviews that Roombas don't do all that well with pet feces. Apparently it smears it everywhere. That must have sucked to clean up.
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Comments (29)
anonimous77_fml 5
oh man this reminds me of Dj roomba of parks and rec
jbuiel123 18
You mean ex-boyfriend?? *extreme sarcasm making fun of all of the psychopaths on this app*
Arkham_Callabero 15
I'm sorry, but did you even take a moment to think when writing this comment
Felling 14
Unfortunately, rarely anyone thinks before they type or even speak.
Grisha_fml 18
you should have totally seen that one coming...
trump2016 2
That's what can happen when you have a robot do YOUR work for YOU.
joana_g_06 19
so I'm assuming you wash your clothes by hand because you don't let your machine do YOUR work for You, right
luke73tnt 17
I'm sorry bro
mattrd_fml 31
You must have a faulty roomba. Those things are designed to go around anything that might be on the floor, whether it be a toy or a steaming hot pile of crap.
fictionaldiary 11
Why do so many people own Roombas and non-caged indoor animals?
Kelnyquist 22
Poopocalypse!!!!!