Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
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Comments (127)
Kukurugya 11
i wish my dog did that instead of trying to stand on me. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a 60 pound doberman.
little_one1 14
Try having a 115lb rotty jump and waller all over you every time you're in pouncing range!
Serinar 5
Doberman's do love to climb. Try making him an A frame. He'd probably love that! And it would help him get out his urge to be in higher places. Had a buddy who bred dobermans. He put a plank from the tree in his back yard to his roof. Joggers were often startled to see 16 large dogs barking at them from a rooftop. They actually climbed the tree to get to the plank.
Serinar 5
*female pronouns Apologies. I derped on your dobie's gender.
not_a_anonomous 9
That's shocking
mookiemoo1 3
Upside is you have an awesomely smart dog? You should train him to prank ppl
worldclassrager 41
Smart puppy...try petting him and touching his nose...that has te same affect with cats...
EvilLittleMan 23
Well, I’ll tell you something: when you’re down in the dumps, and you need something to bring you up, there’s only one thing that’s going to do it the way you want it. What’s that? Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment ! OP, your dog totally ROCKS !
evolute72113 9
This dog is Einstein's reincarnation, he has figured out what no other dog had
Xotoolyxo 16
That's too cute. Playful dogs are the best
Km1490 20
awww.. thats adorable!
katertott 44
Smart dog! That is awesome.
Wolf87535 4
lmao! Now teach him to do that to your friends.
Bumblebrea99 14
Or your enemies!