your_uglyness
That's their goal
Today, I’m so ugly, I had to pay for more likes on Tinder because I ran out of them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Single forever I guess
Today, after months of hurtful and derogatory remarks from matches, I had to add the line "Not trans, just ugly." to my Tinder bio. FML
Anonymous
Norway
Dating apps are hopeless
Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML
broke
Today, just like the past 2 weeks, I'm so broke that I only got to eat dinner because I went on a first date with a guy from Tinder. FML
Anonymous
Burzaco, Argentina
The death of romance
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
mochiix03
Odd interaction
Today, a Tinder guy asked me if I had a full-body picture since I only have headshots. Being ashamed of my body, I told him my rear camera was broken, so only the front-facing camera worked. He asked me if I could see my toes when I looked down. Without thinking, I looked down and said, "No." He unmatched me. FML
Shamu
Bad start
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
skinnybitch
Superficial
Today, my Tinder date took one look at me and left, because, "the camera" made me "look thick" and he, "can’t date a skinny bitch." FML
Thay
United States
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Anonymous
The curse
Today, at a time when dating app usage is at an all time high, in 3 months I've only managed 4 likes and one brief match on Bumble. I'm not terrible looking by any means, yet I'm weeks away from my 8-year anniversary of being single. Am I cursed or something? FML
MaximB
Coming up short
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Top comments
Brightside86 31
Tinder is a numbers game, but also maybe gets some professional pictures done. It's a weird situation because most women match something like 90% of men but most men match with about 0.6% of women. My buddy was in the same situation, and he fixed his problem by changing is opening line to be a few things about him instead of the typical pickup line crap everyone does. Also if you wait a little while the people who already liked you will be on the top of your swiping deck so you don't have to waste your limited like supply.
Silver_helmet 10
Tinder works poorly for most guys (including me). Bear in mind that some people are there to advertise their Instagram, but most importantly that you can be presented with profiles even if you do not meet their criteria ; also Tinder will keep presenting profiles even if the person has uninstalled the app (unless they have hidden their profile). Join a hiking / sports / volunteering / hobby group in your area instead, do something you like and make real life friends.
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RichardPencil 32
You're wasting your money. You're not going to get any human person to voluntarily have sex with you. So, you can hire a prostitute. Or find an anthropomorphic frog. Or hire a frog prostitute.
Brightside86 31
Tinder is a numbers game, but also maybe gets some professional pictures done. It's a weird situation because most women match something like 90% of men but most men match with about 0.6% of women. My buddy was in the same situation, and he fixed his problem by changing is opening line to be a few things about him instead of the typical pickup line crap everyone does. Also if you wait a little while the people who already liked you will be on the top of your swiping deck so you don't have to waste your limited like supply.
ChipBoundary 9
Except when you literally cycle through every single user in your area and don't match with a single one....
Silver_helmet 10
Tinder works poorly for most guys (including me). Bear in mind that some people are there to advertise their Instagram, but most importantly that you can be presented with profiles even if you do not meet their criteria ; also Tinder will keep presenting profiles even if the person has uninstalled the app (unless they have hidden their profile). Join a hiking / sports / volunteering / hobby group in your area instead, do something you like and make real life friends.
raven_of_azarath 35
Tinder also shows you profiles that don’t meet your criteria. I have mine set for women only, get I still end up coming across a large amount of men.
Plop 17
Unless you specifically just want to find hookups, I suggest you switch over to a more "proper" dating website with comprehensive profiles, where you'll be able to play off your personality. More so than in the 3 lines Tinder gives you. I don't recall ever getting a single date on Tinder, but never had trouble on actual websites. Then again, here I'm assuming you do have an interesting personality to put forward. If you don't, you may simply want to invest in a fleshlight...
raven_of_azarath 35
I’ve successfully had one date from Tinder, years ago. It was real fun until she told me that she had a boyfriend, but wanted some side action that he was okay with.
Lydmyers 9
you are not ugly. tinder is a terrible app.