Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
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Comments (127)
summernicole17 6
That's adorable.
NurseNasty 12
Clever dog.
hnylst 12
This dog is the best.
Nish007 15
wow, clever dog
abbey728 16
Can I have your dog?
Dman131 10
That is one smart dog.
gabygabs 8
that's adorable! ♥
sabrinalynn22 19
That's....genius!
FalconWhitaker 20
Just goes to show how smart animals can be! Sucks for you though...
Grimnirwher9 21
I don't believe you. The static on your dog would be gone as soon as he touches the ground. Also, why am I apparently the first one to realise this?
shiney100893 15
Not if he was walking on carpet. It would only build up the static :)
honeybunny90 9
He was on the bed and never got off the bed therefore he never lost the charge
Grimnirwher9 21
#96 - If the static is so trong that it actually shocks you, you need more than a carpet for insulation. I know this from experience. In fact, when I was under so much static, I had to sit in a special chair with extra insulated feet, which was sitting on a slab of polymethyl methacrylate, and I had to make sure that my shoes didn't even touch the poly (even though they had thich rubber soles) - because that's what it takes to insulate that amount of static. #100 - You're the OP. Explain to me how he was running to you without leaving the bed? Seems like you could've gotten away easily. I find your story hard to believe.