Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
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Comments (127)
SAspring 17
This is one of the cutest things I've ever heard, how is this possibly a FML!
olpally 33
Ahhh good trolling dog! Haha. I'd rather be shocked then clawed or something else.
padlockd 9
You might wanna proofread your comment. I think it means something other than what you intended...
olpally 33
I'm just gonna let that one roll. Don't care.
Wizardo 34
He just wants that shockingly powerful connection with you, you should as ecstatic as he is.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Smart dog he deserves a biscuit
JMichael 26
Hold up everyone...I..I think I might be Jesus.
squidgy787 22
I... I think you might be wrong.
Stardew 19
I'm pretty sure they're making a Family Guy "Electric Man" reference.
JMichael 26
Exactly. ^ this guy gets it. Except it's Electric Dog.
LilTiki559 13
Bow! Down! Before Me! *ZAP!
gamecritic101 11
Best dog ever
kumarina 35
Smart dog
Melix 31
That, is so freaking adorable.
FrankHotpants 31
Smart pooch
tjw1616 21
your dog is bad ass