Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
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Comments (127)
TheLonelyZerg 5
That's awesome OP!
koztm 12
That is hilarious!
PierceTheAngie 4
That's adorkable! Still kinda sucks if it's a decent shock and it's constant, but still super adorable!
InjrU 3
That's awesome!
Sapphire876 11
Throw your sheets in the dryer for a little, with a dryer sheet or two. It will help get rid of the static.
outoftown 27
Shhhh! Who's side are you on?!
CrazyMelvin 14
This is an FML because.......???
cappellaaa 23
that's funny as shit though
KingreX32 21
Man's best friend indeed. Shockidy shockidy shock shock.
SexyButtPlug 10
Best dog ever!
rebel_mystic 11
sounds like u have a really smart dog!
chrisstachon 30
cleaver and smart are on the opposite sides of the tree
rebel_mystic 11
he is smart cause he knows rolling on the bed cause him to shock people