Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
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Comments (127)
Zestus 19
yea but doesn't the dog get shocked on the nose? seems to commit a lot into trolling you; that'd hurt.
buckdharma 38
Does he arc or bark? When he barks, does it spark? Does it hertz when he *****? Don't feed him Kilowatts N Bits.
Nicole819 11
that's a smart dog . teach him a lesson and find a way to shock him back . lol that's too cute though !
katina1236 20
Lol awesome, you have a smart dog
Curlytwirly22 17
Your dog is smart. Think of the up side in this,you can invite your enemy to your house and have your dog do that to them !!!!
strike2867 13
Hopefully not in the crotch.
franklydizzy 5
look on the bright side. your dog is brilliant.
redangel2011 12
My dog loves doing that. First time was hilarious though. He thought we did it and he was in trouble when we laughed and petted him it became a game
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I'm amazed he figured that out. You have a really smart dog.
thaliah 15
Aww, that's adorable. smart dog.