Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was quickly eating lunch during a work meeting. I ended up inhaling some of my sandwich so I've had toast stuck in my sinuses for the last hour. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...
RichardPencil 32
What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?
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Comments (7)
manb91uk 22
When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...
RichardPencil 32
What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?
abfab5300 13
Karma for eating dead animals.
Charlie Given 28
And delicious karma it is 😋
Jonkbaby 23
well, hope you enjoy the rest of your day
zuckerburg 21
How do you sneeze a piece of food into your nose? How big are your nostrils?