mugged
United States
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Not so smooth criminal
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
SterlingEnigma
United States
Irony at a base level
Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Top comments
BLAZZZEEEDDD 1
dogs always go for food
AlienX_fml 0
I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
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Comments (156)
BLAZZZEEEDDD 1
dogs always go for food
bigmarkie2 3
The mugger just may have been a dog whisperer :p
Agiggleaday 0
Apples are yummy. I'd choose the apple too :D
mendozaale 0
ya i would choose the apple too... i cant save lives on a empty tummy :)
T3P33_fml 0
******* apple fanboys!
Katie_the_Great 6
42 that's what I was going to say:)
Katie_the_Great 6
42 that's what I was going to say:)
YouDeservedItnot 0
63- You are awesome!
aussie_gemini 5
my dog wouldn't go for the apple... unless the apple was mugging me!
db_rainblow 0
wth is lool??
Codezlol 21
L2 train your dog better
LOLbomb 1
Hey apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! What!? Dog!
vgameson 0
good dog
happytrishy 0
c1
RyGan 0
Of course he would. Apples are pretty darn tasty
xdannyx117x 0
lol so ur getting mugged and there just happens to be an apple which your dog chose over helping u , attack of the random apples fyl
Cherryripe25 5
food > owner
runepop 0
ur dog, is a douchebag. lmao
memo619 0
that dog knows his priorities it'd be epic if it was a chihuahua, I can just imagine him trying to bite the robbers leg
Adorlee 11
You should see my chihuahua. Super annoying and feisty
L3Paparazzo 7
lmfaoo prob not as annoying as my cat, she sleeps eat and whines.
DillonUSMC 0
those little dogs are freaking vicious
ipwnlosers 4
32- Don't most cats do that?
morgan320 0
Imagine that kinda dog trying to bite the apple.
carcinogan 0
hey 35...nice ink devil dog!
paprikacha 9
@35 They also don't seem to understand how small they are. They are the measly, inebriated punk with inflated bravado of the dog world. :D
goriders123 0
He thought the apple was worth the effort.
DejaRasch 0
I agree
insanesna1l 0
apples won't fight back
sweet_candy_ 17
Apples are yummy.
MostDope_fml 7
very yummy! can't blame the dog! lol
deputy_g 5
granny smiths r gross
deputy_g 5
granny smiths r gross
james_aka_frosty 3
your mom is gross
dirtyblond 4
LOL!^
deputy_g 5
you're face is gross seeing as you don't have a default
tulsafml 0
I love you.
mendozaale 0
wait? whaaa?
kennababy 0
i know! I probably would have chosen the apple :)
mintcar 10
You are face is gross...?
EmoGiana 0
I am allergic to apples! >:( I hate you all!
deputy_g 5
your not you're
EmoGiana 0
You make no sense strange man I don't know.
sweet_candy_ 17
I know he is weird.
j_cat187 20
srry 36 u fail
docscientist 10
36- no pic is the default.
birdfreak 24
he's a DOG what do u expect????
jess6blondie9 3
Dogs always choose the food. :/
tulsafml 0
No I don't!!! don't stereotype me okay!!!
ruby84 1
lol
jess6blondie9 3
Hah! Sorry!
qtips402 7
thats why you buy a cat :D between the apple and the mugger he chooses to leave
daAce77 8
that's even worst!
qtips402 7
pfft dont be pessimist xD at least the cat wont get hurt
Agiggleaday 0
95, your pic is awesome :)
qtips402 7
Ohhh it did change finally ^^
BabyLuis 0
# 50 i love that picture its fkin pissin me off
Zomg_Okay 27
Was the dog aware you were in danger? Mine goes off the handle if someone he knows is in danger - but not if he doesn't realise we're in danger.
nikki9tails 3
I was thinking the same thing if they were casually talking or I guess casually getting mugged I don't think they would notice danger. sorry to hear that Op
AlienX_fml 0
I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
anonymous595 0
hahaha :-D mee too!!:-o
freakin_rican96 0
hahahahaha that's MADD....I mean angry true!
NCR 0
win
MyNameIsntFalco 3
Not surprised, he must of made that agreement earlier with the dog.
wisericky 12
dress up in an apple outfit and your dog will be super loyal, or try to eat you...
chlobo13 0
win. xD
SmallyBigs 9
11 and 25's default.... boneriffic.
BlackOpsPWNR 0
25, holy crap, you got a little(big) somethin' on you chest! those are freaking huge!
BlackOpsPWNR 0
25, you got a little(big) somethin' on your chest! those are freaking huge!
SmallyBigs 9
That's a nice pair of apples...
chlobo13 0
woww guys haha I like tht word "boneriffic". Nice ring to it. xD