mugged
United States
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Not so smooth criminal
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
SterlingEnigma
United States
Irony at a base level
Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1
dogs always go for food
AlienX_fml 0
I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
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Comments (156)
damoDYNAMITE 0
protect yourself maybe? xD
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
an apple a day keeps the Vet away... Wait... WHAT!?
anonymous595 0
omg tis is so fekin funny!!!!!!:-D
misstamz 0
awww that's cute:)
AnagenisisZagus 13
The dog was hungry, man! You would have done the same! Hyprcorite!
jenna_rae 0
haha FYL
chlobo13 0
Awww that's cute. :) A doggie eating an apple. And you're just a wimp if you really have to depend on an animal. *_*
T3P33_fml 0
you forgot board-cleaning hamsters.
IStoleTheCookies 16
whilst eating, that sounds kushty.
chappy5 0
ydi for relying on your dog, you shouldn't expect that from him, you wuss. but it's still funny
kennababy 0
haha it's a dog :) it will always choose the food
Swaggy94_fml 0
Ah haaa