mugged
United States
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Not so smooth criminal
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
SterlingEnigma
United States
Irony at a base level
Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1
dogs always go for food
AlienX_fml 0
I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
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Comments (156)
borirican70 0
well if you feed him on the regular then he would've protected you lmfao!!
circlejerk69 0
true
StrawberryBarbie 0
I would have gone for the apple to
HTJ226 0
well at least u know the dog likes bein healthy
a_traveler 5
That's why you don't get a damn dog.
CoachLlama 5
Sounds like time for a new dog.
peebrain34 0
he was probably getting u back for somthing
Swissy321 0
HAHA LOL!!!!! DOGS WILL BE DOGS!!!!
619warrior281 5
im not sure why, but i find this fml so adorable...
boomsupersonic 0
It's not like he hates you or something. I have a dog who would've done the same, except instead of choosing the apple, he would try to get the mugger's attention because he loves meeting new people. He wouldn't have known that I was in danger because HE'S A DOG. It sucks that you got mugged, but don't expect us to feel sorry that your dog isn't Underdog.
deputy_g 5
your not you're