mugged
United States
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Not so smooth criminal
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Bad boy
Naughty boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
SterlingEnigma
United States
Irony at a base level
Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1
dogs always go for food
AlienX_fml 0
I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
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Comments (156)
Cloudmaker 3
damn good apple, I guess
LunaNstars 0
and so did Eve. looks like both the dog and her made the wrong choice
the0thers1de 0
imagine how the dog felt... "Today, My owner and I were going to get food when my owner got mugged. I didn't think I could stop the man so all I had to eat for the day was an apple. FML"
litebluebaby 0
lol
db_rainblow 0
That's what you get for forgetting to feed him/her. Jerk. ydi
gxkon 5
get a pitbull mine don't play that shit
redbull33_fml 0
well I'd have gone for the apple too
mrbungles 0
You deserve it, pets suck.
boomsupersonic 0
Why do they suck, exactly?
glacilia80 8
I love apples :)
litebluebaby 0
Maybe you should have grabbed the apple, then threw it at the guy, then the dog would attack the guy for the apple.
GeneralMotors 23
I am almost sure the dog did not even know you were in danger. he probably did not even see you.