Animals: Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever... - FML

By Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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purebliss_fml 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 14:10

So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!

Jacksparrow72 21

Tuesday 7 January 2014 14:09

Should have gotten a PS4.

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lwdramaqueen95 8

Sunday 12 January 2014 7:07

Maybe that's his way of telling you that you pay too much attention to the xbox, and not to him?

devondv 5

Tuesday 14 January 2014 22:50

Xbox can wait. Doggies need love.

slapsface 10

Thursday 16 January 2014 5:10

MinnesotaDogs?

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 20 August 2014 13:31

Well, what are you waiting for? Give him a damn controller, and play together!

ghost_soul_fml 3

Saturday 7 February 2015 2:41

Thts so cute ??

HDMi127 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 6:04

Try placing it somewhere else, or putting a small sheet over it... or getting a PS4 ? . But if your dog needs attention, you should give him attention.

Solano2580 24

Tuesday 7 April 2015 5:19

Tape some carboard on it or something

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 23:43

Smart dog.

BonerFart 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:05

Does he bark "Xbox off"?

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Wednesday 27 July 2016 14:35

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