Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
Those kids are criminal master minds....
Fruit_Dealer 9
In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.
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Comments (133)
TheWindowLicker 13
Those kids are criminal master minds....
fabian21 0
Set distraction. Run. Steal. Run. Why didn't I think of it?!
SCREAM4meeee 0
Kids these days...
doctorwhogirl 0
I was so sure he was going to say " I walked back just in time to see the kids setting fire to my bike" don't know which of these outcomes would be better
RedMegane 4
I was thinking the same thing about the end of the FML, I reckon both outcomes would be just as funny
evamusical 12
Could only happen in THE netherlands... Always put à lock on it, op
NeatNit 33
Yeah, YDI for not locking your bike...
LiyIa_fml 8
At least you saved mother nature :) Also, don't kids have anything better to do with their lives? -_- I don't even understand the point in setting a bush on fire. Worthless.
DKParth13 5
Don't worry Karmar will get em!!
JustHello123 1
Kids these days....
angrymexican 8
They steal a bike and run away. Reminds me of family guy.
The_Real_Peter 1
Woah... your name matches your picture!!!!!!
VickLynx 6
Well on the bright side, atleast OP helped to put the fire off instead of ignoring it. God Bless you OP. Don't worry about those kids, karma will get 'em.
Scrts 3
What a dumbass... :)))
That0therguy 4
Ha. No.
JumbledGirl 2
I took time to thumb this down. Feel special.
flamegrilled123 3
I know right! What kind of retard tries to stop fires from spreading out of control?
Justforlolz 14
2- By all means please enlighten me on the purpose of those extra parenthesis. Is it suppose to mean that your mouth is unusually large? Oversized chin? Multiple mouths? Cmon' don't leave me hanging.
airforce987 20
85 - it's meant to be his double, sorry, TRIPLE, chin, since he's just a fat troll spending his life on the Internet
suprmidgt 0
Pretty sure they mean that it should of been expected his bike would be leaving without him under the situation.
Fruit_Dealer 9
In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.
sunrise1234 3
I'm scared for that day to come.
FYLDeep 26
It wouldn't be any different than when the previous leaders of the world ruled.
MrCoolPants 7
Or will be in jail.
kkmwong 11
Always lock your bike, you can't trust anyone these days.
Isoldael 27
Sadly, it was locked, but my bike has one of these locks that only block the back wheel. One of the kids simply lifted up the back while the other held the bars, and biked off like that. I would have used my chain lock, but was in a hurry since I didn't want the fire to spread :(
guitgod1 11
Despite the fact that his bike ended up getting stolen, I think that trying to put out a fire is an acceptable reason to not lock your bike.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
I hate kids.
starbucknyc 1
Aren't you one?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
No in fact, I'm not(:
airforce987 20
It says you are 16...
abbyhoneywaffles 11
correct.
BB_ava 0
= kid.
DocBastard 40
Abby, 100% of 16 year olds across the planet are kids. Don't be in such a rush to grow up.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
I'm not in a rush to grow up, I just don't identify myself as a child.
Alexisthebestest 16
By 16 you're pretty much almost an adult & can take care of yourself...at least I could. It all just depends on your maturity. I've met 13 year olds way more mature than someone in their 20s.
airforce987 20
No matter how you identity yourself or your maturity level, legally and physically someone who is under 18 is a minor, a.k.a. child. I'm 17 and I acknowledge that, even though I've met 25 year old adults with the mental capacities of an 8 year old and could be considered their equal.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
I don't care. My comment was not geared to 16 year olds, it was more to 12 year olds. I don't know why everyone had to jump on me!
airforce987 20
Because you said "I hate kids" and you are one...
Alexisthebestest 16
You can get emancipated at 16, making you an adult. In many places you are an adult at 17.
airforce987 20
I'm Jewish, so does that mean I'm an adult at 13? Just because some places say an adult is younger than 18 doesn't mean it is scientifically true.
Alexisthebestest 16
Yes, it does. If another place identifies you as an adult and you are a resident of said place, you are considered an adult by them. So what I'm saying is that age does not technically make you an adult if you can get emancipated and all this other shit. Besides, I don't really see why 18 classifies you as an adult. It's just a random number & it's not "scientifical".
fishing12345 2
**** you im 12 nd i hav more maturity than u ******* do
DocBastard 40
Schwinning.
70klicks 1
I see what you did there ;)
FreshlyCut 0
Doc bastard-Is that a coke bottle or a pepsi in his stomach?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Pepsi doesn't come in bottles like that..
DocBastard 40
FreshlyCut - it's a Coke bottle, but it was in his rectum (not his stomach) before I removed it.
aJaguarinRed 9
Yep, if you push something up the rectum too far it will get sucked in and stuck. Heard too many of those stories from my EMT teachers.
Blueglasscup 18
The fire was a distraction!
leadman1989 16
They were trying to talk to god. You pissed on that bush... you're in a lot of trouble!
ikickgingers 15
Are you the singing bush? My first thought was three amigos. *goes back to the corner*
JustCallMePic 2
Little bastards...
NiiTeH 7
It was probably their house. and their dead bush.