Chihuahuanope
Lincoln, United States
An Expensive Snack
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cherokeems
Harriman, United States
Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML
TDCC
United States
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
iet_Wyrda
Verneuil-sur-seine, France
Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
Anonymous
It was an accident, I swear
Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Pups4Cups
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Hesjustapuppy
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
Anonymous
United States
Naughty boy
Today, seconds after my mom put my Yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
I think I would rather have a rat for a pet than a chihuahua - It's the same same, just as ugly, and much quieter.
Rawrshi 25
So approximately 50 pages?
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Comments (25)
Hybricide 8
Looks liken its time to sell the dog.
epicgamer 18
It's a chihuahua, what did you expect from the little ******.
Chazzster 32
I think I would rather have a rat for a pet than a chihuahua - It's the same same, just as ugly, and much quieter.
violetbcracecar 15
rats are actually great pets. they're very friendly, very clean, very affectionate.
TelephoneChoir 10
I think rats are actually a lot less ugly than chihuahuas. They're quite cute until you see the tail.
Rawrshi 25
So approximately 50 pages?
geevee 1
So... it ate half a textbook?
missymaster 16
The money you get from selling the little hell beast will replace it.
LeAnnaWinona 4
nobody pays for chihuahuas anymore.
RichardPencil 32
Follow it around and catch its poop. You're probably not going to be able to sell it back when your done with it.
Iwannarock1 19
is it your small pencil, that makes you comment on every post Richard?
RichardPencil 32
What seems to be your problem? If you don't like my comments, don't read them. If you have a reply, you can comment on the substance of my remarks. It doesn't matter whether I'm a 58-year-old retired Green Beret or a 13-year-old emo girl, your persistent personal attacks are cyberbullying and can get your ass banned from here.
species4872 20
Maybe it just liked the pictures.
maritime1992 5
give it 2 pounds of chocolate
Gensler 13
Well on the bright side at least when you say the dog ate your homework it might actually be true.