Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0
I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD
Eashag 3
That's what your pockets are for, tard.
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fylisbetter 0
next time use a book
suaveneanderthal 0
tell that to the bank! I'm sure they'll give you another one.
Zhejan 0
No, the bank will definitely not give you another $100 for a stupid excuse like this
wyld3fyr3 3
that was sarcasm retard
Reyo 2
That's why you pocket that shit as soon as you get it.
birds_fml 7
Actually, if you sift through your dog's poop and get the nasty bill out, and wash it, and have most of the bill (even if it's in pieces) you CAN go to the bank and get a replacement. You need to have at least 51% of the bill though, and it must be clean enough for the clerks to handle. Make sure you use a strainer when you're washing it or you'll be back on here telling us a FML about how your bill washed down the sink :P
sukhdeep 4
slap the freakin dog!
Kgirl2cute 6
wow, birds, how did you know that much about it? same thing happen to you? :P
UnluckyChicka 0
just be glad u have a puppy!!!
Eashag 3
That's what your pockets are for, tard.
C_LYN1234 0
you probably needed it too.....smh
Mauskau 36
haha idiot
brittahnayy 0
Awww! ;_; I don't think that was very healthy for your puppy also xDD
jey3211 0
Yeah! Is the puppy ok?
fina444 10
At 28 i sure hope so
Amysbodybetrayal 0
I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD
plexico 4
Just think of it as some extra education you missed during the formal part of it. Today, you learned the aerodynamics of putting a piece of paper in a wind stream. Tomorrow, you may learn a thing or two about the canine digestive system. I hope it's profitable,
Cwoodbury 0
see there's this really neat invetion, it's called a pocket.
noidea_fml 3
this one would make a great cartoon!
weinerdog 2
Have fun cracking the puppy's deuces open to look for it.