TDCC
United States
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TractorUWG
United States
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Anonymous
Okayama, Japan
Can't buy me love
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Hesjustapuppy
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
duncanisgey
Canada
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
Anonymous
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Chihuahuanope
Lincoln, United States
An Expensive Snack
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Scarlet
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Alyce
Lewistown, United States
Bunch of bankers, the lot of them
Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML
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myxcure 2
Why'd you leave it where he could get it?
MrsLender_fml 3
The check cost $2000?! How much was it for?
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Comments (163)
Shinygirlnz 1
That sucks... really sucks. Why is it that animals always go for the important things?
smartdumbass 0
because we call then animals, it hurts their feelings
smartdumbass 0
them
SteelCladAngel 0
lol i don't know when I was 11 my dog tore apart my backpack, ripped up school books and homework I brought all the tore up papers with obvious canid tooth marks in it to my teacher and the **** still gave me detention and said I lied she had it in for my entire family though from my dad, down.
SteelCladAngel 0
lol i don't know when I was 11 my dog tore apart my backpack, ripped up school books and homework I brought all the tore up papers with obvious canid tooth marks in it to my teacher and the **** still gave me detention and said I lied she had it in for my entire family though from my dad, down.
canuckian028 0
If you had a check worth that much money, why didn't you put it into your account earlier, instead if leaving it on your island? =/
heatherypigeon 0
possible he only just got it? dunno what American banks are like but if I received a cheque on Saturday, wouldn't be able to put it in my bank until Monday, and then it wouldn't clear until Thursday....so would have been screwed for the payment anyway. It will bounce then they will try and take it again, and if it's anything like my bank, will charge you £30...anyone who gets bank charges can post FML's...
hilariexcore 0
We have a lot of banks open on Saturdays and my bank posts deposits automatically. And Chase bank has that app that let's you take a picture of the check to deposit it. That must really suck for you though :(
canuckian028 0
Yeah, I wasn't sure. Where I live, banks are closed on weekends. Still a very crappy situation for OP.
cakit0o 0
Tell your boss 'bout it, and next time, sign up so your paycheck is automatically cashed in ur debit account.
epyk_pryncess 8
you're too gorgeous for words. +_+
awardZu 0
Fmylife.com, not Eharmony.
Devikarawr 0
i swear cheques take around 3 days to process anyway. so you're screwed either way?
melons 44
That's what I was thinking. If the credit card bill is due tomorrow and the cheque is still uncashed, you would have had no money in the bank to pay it anyway...
MrGold 0
There is other ways to cash your check instantly morons.
melons 44
There 'are'. Moron.
MrGold 0
says the douche who thinks only banks cash checks.
DocBastard 40
Are you all illiterate? The cheque needs to be deposited, not cashed, because the bill is being automatically withdrawn. Unless the cheque was drawn from OP's bank, the turnaround time will be a couple of business days. TL;DR lol lrn2read
melons 44
Mr Gold: I don't recall ever saying this, but thanks for the insult anyway. :)
randomreader2315 4
******* dogs...but you're mostly at fault for leaving the check where the little ******** could get it.
MrGold 0
**** cats
docscientist 10
**** humans
awardZu 0
**** vaginas.
Marcella1016 32
**** you all
heatherypigeon 0
to cash it instantly they take a percentage...that's gonna be way too much money to lose on a $4000 cheque...better to pay the bank charges
alaskanhybrid 5
That dog would become my food after that. There would be nothing else to eat till the next check came in.
mawang_sky 1
the dog has no idea about what she has eaten
TraceCase_ 19
Oldest excuse in the book.
twiztidangel 0
shouldn't keep it in reach of dogs being able to eat it..