TDCC
United States
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TractorUWG
United States
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Anonymous
Okayama, Japan
Can't buy me love
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Hesjustapuppy
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
duncanisgey
Canada
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
Anonymous
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Chihuahuanope
Lincoln, United States
An Expensive Snack
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Scarlet
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Alyce
Lewistown, United States
Bunch of bankers, the lot of them
Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML
Top comments
myxcure 2
Why'd you leave it where he could get it?
MrsLender_fml 3
The check cost $2000?! How much was it for?
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Comments (163)
SirEBC 7
Damn. That sounds less likely than "Oops, my iPod changed the word."
lamAzn 0
what your wife used it on?
leeshxx 3
awww diddems u can get another one you know..
ShatteredDreams8 0
before tomorrow.
KristinaKreme 0
Sell your dog for the cash. Haha just kidding. FYL
khaya 9
That's one expensive dog.
T3P33_fml 0
time to eat the dog now...
Rs510 0
lol that sucks
Thanatos1206 0
Now you just need to find a knife and bore your way to the dog's stomach for retrieval.
lotto_boi 3
the dog didnt know he just ate 2000 dollars
misfitSuperStar 0
Ya just never can predict dogs!! Hope he didn't get as sick from eating it as you must feel!!
thebestof1984 0
Put a stop on the check and get another one. Plus, your bank won't process the charge if you do not have enough money in the bank.
cldean24 4
Some banks won't put a stop on the payments because if it over draws the person. They will have to pay an extra like 20 dollars and so much more for each subsequent charge. That happened to my friend and she had to pay an extra 20 dollars for overdrawing by three dollars. It is pretty ridiculous.
TDCC_fml 0
This was my FML, it was actually a $4,000 commission check for months of work, I don't know why they changed it to say $2,000. It was on the island in my kitchen where my dog normally would never be.
smartdumbass 0
so he's smarter than you must if he fooled you of
smartdumbass 0
*must be and don't know what that of is doing there
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Ask them them to issue the check again? No biggy right
MuffyStJacques 0
Well, just collect the poop that has the digested check in it. It's now worth $2,000.
lezglo 0
that sucks
diabian 9
put him down..
briidontgive_ 0
Noooooooo !
smartdumbass 0
if that was your first thought there's something wrong with you, otherwise it's not funny and there still something wrong with you
diabian 9
yes it was my first thought... and yes there is something wrong with me; am bi-winning, duh!!
xoxchelaxox08 17
Look like someone's mom's abortion backfired!