Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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pdp_fml 21
Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
Frelling 0
A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Comments (222)
tdub10 2
Lmfao
purpleone 0
LMAO too funny… definitely a FYL moment
HenDaddy 0
hahahaha short and stubby.. how ridiculous..
nerdchic 5
and fuzzy!
Tuesdays76 0
Ewok's may be short, chubby, fuzzy, and resemble Teddy bears, but they are Total Bad Asses!!
pdp_fml 21
Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.
Anton317 4
I guess not. judging by the size of his dick. would be similar to Justine bieber's.
Frelling 0
A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha^
pradip 26
Have u
kingtz 6
51 just owned 44! Lol
lavantant 3
Justin bieber has a dick??
Tuesdays76 0
Of course Bieber doesn't have a dick. Only Males are born with those.
ajfraser 3
lol
ajfraser 3
lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Justin Bieber probably gets more twat than all of you. Now that's funny.
killaninjah 1
nasty
jarthur128 0
From his girlfriend with a Purity Ring?
emmanizzer 6
poor justin bieber :(
dudeitsdanny 10
I don't think it counts when he gets it from his 10 year old, pre-pubescent fan base.. I think that's called pedophilia? Yeah, most of us aren't jealous of the type of action he gets. Now, if he's getting any from Selena Gomez.. Then yes, I want a piece of that action D; But then he's only getting it from one place ;P
j_cat187 20
5s pic + comment so stange...
Unenunciable 14
Why would there need to be an "other way" ? Maybe she's happy with it?
Nimmrodel 11
Ewoks are cute at least, always look at the positive.
docscientist 10
Yes, and they toppled the empire with...stones and slings...
Frelling 0
It seems OPs girlfriend gave his penis Endor-sement. now it is time to give her endor-semen-t.
mcerin 10
hahahahahha !
Anyoniemous 0
Why would you want a cute penis?
Nimmrodel 11
It sounds nicer than short and fuzzy, that's why I said look on the positive side.
pu13 5
maybe it has an awesome treehouse?
starwarsgummybea 2
yeah buddie!!
neoamaru_fml 8
tell her "I think big but not too big cause I don't wanna end up with a chick the size of Chewbacca"
SolarGirl32 6
Win!
Rahnt 0
That's harsh :(
jess6blondie9 3
Nah. She's just speaking the truth.
sannamm 5
compare her chest to something!!
Nimmrodel 11
Tit for tat, he should just take the moral high ground.
nomnommonster 0
Just say she's like a Taun Taun; you like sleeping inside her.
Frelling 0
Tell her you are going up her trench to fire a protein torpedo into her exhaust vent.
icecreamdriveby 5
Bahaha "TIT for tat.
zendaddy0 0
tell her her **** remind you of the crater the nukes left in fallout then hum a song from fallout
DoubleAgent00 0
Winning!
j_cat187 20
mellons ( • )( • ) :)
Brendan3693 0
Baby, are those two Death Stars under your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
ryankon518 3
I don't want to set the world on fire!
Livinia 11
How can a penis be fuzzy?
brkn_hearted 0
I guess if it's small enough and he hasnt man-scaped, the shrubbery might make it fuzzy?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Believe it or not, I think some unlucky men have shaft hair. But don't quote me on that.
briidontgive_ 0
I think 12 meant hair going up the shaft, not just the base.
C6Racer 0
Mine grows up to the halfway point. Yes, I shave it off.
justanotherbird 19
My bf has hair going up his shaft about halfway. He shaves it off, but I've noticed it on a day he laxed on it. Not that big of a deal.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Lmao I'm sorry but thats ******* hilarious. Just make sure you don't go to the dark side. It might even be time for you to fly (Han) Solo. C3POh and by the way, shaving so your **** doesn't look like Chewbacca might be a good idea.
isaidwhat 0
obviously his girl is a little on the "DARK" side ;) she likes the black ones ;)
chowE_fml 4
how do you know he's black ?
elainelovesyou 7
#29, Haha, maybe she does have a dark side for all OP can know. ;)
CathyCraaazy 8
Very clever #29 :D
CathyCraaazy 8
Screw that, I meant #13 MY BAD
Sindy_fml 4
unlucky... LOL :')