Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
theKevmeister 13
you win, absolutely the worst fml I've seen!! how long after does the migraine start. multiple orgasms back to back might help, or it could make it worse when the pain starts. :/ could also try having an ****** after the migraine has started. prolonging the orgasms is the only other suggestion; get really close but dont cum, and let it subside a little before starting again and repeating until you can't take it anymore, then cum
pedinhuh 23
Worse fml? You must be new here...
vintaqe 28
#32 that sounds like absolute torture. Build up with no release is almost worse than having a migraine after sex.
Duceswild99 19
Look at the bright side! With most men that probably won't be an issue. :)
aimeecuria 9
Well **** your life!
RedPillSucks 33
And you did stay at a Days Inn for a few nights, so you're fully qualified.
worldclassrager 41
Well that's an unfortunate disorder...hope there is a cure...
jlmontgomery 11
Sorry OP. Orgasms actually help get rid of my migraines.
GimmeFive 10
there are actually quite a few people that get migraines from orgasms. something about them causes inflammation in your sinuses and its awful.
Alitas 11
Seriously **** your life!!
bosox29 14
They do in fact make a medication for this disorder. It's more common than people think. No I'm not a doctor, but discovery health taught me this.
vintaqe 28
I saw that shit too. Feel so bad for these people.
xlord 27
I thought he gets a little Catholic boy?
crazytwinsmom 25
Maybe trying different positions would help. You could be kinking your neck.
vintaqe 28
It's actually the sudden release of endorphins and serotonin that can cause migraines in some people. It's called serotonin syndrome. Wish it was as simple as a neck kink.