Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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_TheWoman_ 6
Boyfriend : "Hey, wanna get some? ;)" Girlfriend : "No, i'm okay, i've got a migraine"
kurodansei 16
Boyfriend: "You've got a Migraine? but we didn't.... YOU CHEATING *****!!!"
Joshido 17
I feel bad for you
Doug6669 5
I used to have coital headaches, to the point my now ex girlfriend could feel my heartbeat from my head pulsing on the bed... thankfully it only lasted a few (long) weeks. Hope yours come to an end also.
Zebediabolical 45
What's the problem? You can have sex with your man and he doesn't need to go the extra mile to make sure you get off too. That's a selling point not an FML in my books!
jimmywithsalt 19
Oh you poor, poor woman! :(
mokka44 8
Sorry OP. My wife suffers the same ailment. Not every time, but I feel badly for her.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
See if you can get a prescription for a bottle of oxygen. Use it for 15 minutes or so on the onset of the migraine. It's worth a shot and safe if used properly. My sister had a migraine problem that would start about a half hour into her sleep cycle. She couldn't sleep for almost two years except for very short durations. They tried all kinds of meds, but oxygen is what finally cured it. Can't say if it'll work in your case. Very sorry to hear about your problem... That would be terrible to live through.
Coeliacchic93 21
I must say that's very interesting. I've had chronic migraines since I was 14 but I've only just been diagnosed. The docs have had me on so many different meds, antidepressants, heart meds and even painkillers so strong they are classed as a government controlled substance but absolutely nothing works. Only anti sickness meds ease the pain :/
ichoosetobe 10
No one deserves that....
ajaj26 12
That does suck but I'd sharpen my oral skills if I were you!
MsMourningStar 22
Wait that's real? I thought that was just my head being stupid because I have chronic migraines. Well that's just wonderful. I'm sorry OP, I know it sucks. Ironic too.