Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
Martinez0285 28
I guess after you take a pounding... so will your head
DocBastard 40
Sounds legit.
Smoldering 15
That is terrible, poor Op. try to see if there are ways around it. Or if not get some prescription pain killers for migraines. Also ask your doctor about Botox (for migraines) it's a relatively a new thing for migraines.
Ubehage 32
Did you really need a doctor to tell you how you feel ? :)
cloudsofneon 5
Migraines can be caused by many different things, it's always best to make sure you know the cause considering it's your brain.
salazara 10
Org-ache
fallslikedominos 10
no.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
a guy goes in & you tell him okay stop that's all the doctor said I can take
ChakatBlackstar 29
Wow...this is one FYL where I genuinely feel bad for the OP. FYL, and I hope the doc can help you with that.
GhostChickens 17
Well, there are two types of ****** - vaginal and clitoral. Maybe only one will give you headaches?
Bluekaren16 19
What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun.
Ryodin 11
I am... so, so sorry.