Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
lifesuxrealbad 10
holy crap! that sucks! fyl
Beanosaur 4
if you fake it, do you also get a fake migraine too??
Goblin182 27
Damn, nothing left to live for.
Samantha_Rose821 9
there goes your sex life :( lol just bring out the painkillers!!
PeaceIsFree 9
It could be a sign of a brain tumor. I read about this person who got migraines when she went to ****** and that was her diagnosis. Get back to that doctor!!
Omniprism 15
Before you have sex take medicine for a migraine.
reaxion 25
Take a Tylenol 20 minutes before things begin. Alternatively, 2 to 3 glasses of wine. Your condition is probably caused by narrow blood vessels in your skull, so taking an aspirin a day will probably help to thin your blood and ease the pressure. Give it a go. :-)
babyseastar 5
I'm so sorry for this awful situation. My condolences. Really. When I go without an ******, I get migraines. If it were the other way around..I have no idea what id do with myself.
thundergodx 11
This is fake. -doctor
pie_flavor 16
Do you know, it's exactly the same with me. Try propping yourself against a pillow during the ******.