Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
Fiori4 20
How in the hell does somebody deserve this? Feel so sorry for you OP. :/
pfft123 14
I'm sorry OP! Gosh that must be terrible... I do migraines all the time, but... this is like a curse!! Maybe ask your doctor to prescribe you specific migraine painkillers and take them 20 minutes before sex?
furbyface711 9
I have recently found this thing called Migraines Be Kool. It's a menthol strip that you put on your head. I original bought it to help bring down a fever, but tried it for a migraine. It doesn't cure it, but t does help.
graceinsheepwear 34
ice helps me.
merik225 14
This sounds like something my sex Ed teacher would tell my class so They would practice abstinence...
colvindj 22
Oh dang that sucks, but we all know you'll keep doing it anyways.
Willibobs 33
My ex suffered this also, only lasted about a month. Hope it clears up for you soon.
legendxs 20
How horrible... :( Isn't it cureable?
SauronsCataract 15
Migraine is often a symptom of dehydration - and orgasms sometimes lead to dehydration. Few glasses of water could help.
khodginssxo 14
that is awful, I guess take Advil before sex? good luck with that for sure
isamisis 9
The good news is you can have an ******!