Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
BBFreak97 6
I used to get those as well! It turns out I was just tightening my muscles too much when I came. Drink lots of water too!!!
cynically 19
I don't get migraines, but I get bad headaches too afterwards :( It sucks.
vintaqe 28
Just be glad you can have an ******! Us women who can't would rather pop a migraine pill and have an ****** than not! But that still sucks.
vintaqe 28
I would let you operate.
chillincali 4
honestly, weed helps with migraines and headaches, hope that helps you.
debie_fml 14
this is so funny
priscilla_28 5
Oooh, that's happened to me before. I feel you. :|
gatorgirl2669 6
i know they have meds for migraines cause i take it every single day of my life... but do they have meds to control those type of migraines? thats harsh
kyla_milan13 5
Some women don't have holes big enough for a penis to penetrate. Stop whining. At least you can take a dick. They can't.
Quasita 26
This is actually called coital cephalgia. It is more common in men than it is in women, and it's good that you saw a doctor about it, because the condition can be an indication of more severe issues like tumors, especially when presented in females. To those that are on the comment trail suggesting migraine medication and the like, it doesn't really work like that. One of the most commonly suggested treatments is to take an NSAID an hour before sex, and to keep hydrated. However, it doesn't guarantee that the headache will not occur. Rather, it can help ease the intensity. The condition comes in two forms... One, a slow building of pain as arousal increases. The second is a reactionary headache that surfaces moments after ******. I suffer the sudden onset one after ******. It usually happens when sex is super intense and arousal is epic, but can happen at any time and without warning. The pain is sharp and sudden. My late boyfriend, he mistook my screams of agony to be screams of pleasure.. That makes it worse, because they keep going thinking you're in bliss but you're really suffering blinding pain that is all-encompassing. The resulting headache can last for hours up to several days. There is no "healing" and it can happen again at any time. It really sucks. The fact that the blinding pain is localized in the head is pretty overwhelming. All that being said, OP, you should know that you're not alone in dealing with it. Personally, marijuana has helped me have not only more intense sensitivity and enjoyment during sex, but has also helped pretty well eliminate the occurrence of these headaches. I highly (no pun intended) recommend trying it... As even if you can't have an ****** due to the issue, the foreplay is far more pleasurable and satisfying.