Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife said she won the jackpot by marrying into our family. What she doesn't know is that they make fun of her family behind her back, and her husband has no drive or focus in life. Now I get to watch her discover how crazy they really are. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
I mean you could just get yourself uninvited by divorcing the cheating husband
Hangryko 32
Sounds like his family are trying to tell you something. Follow through and divorce your cheating complicit husband, and be glad to be rid of all of them.
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Nikki 17
I mean you could just get yourself uninvited by divorcing the cheating husband
Hangryko 32
Sounds like his family are trying to tell you something. Follow through and divorce your cheating complicit husband, and be glad to be rid of all of them.
FluffythePink 23
Why on earth did you stay with a cheater in the first place? You realise she's probably still boffing your husband as well as his brother now, don't you?
Chazzster 32
So from now on go only to your family’s holiday festivities (with your husband). Problem solved…. While it’s odd that she’s now a sister in law, there is nothing you or your husband can do about that…. I am assuming you and husband already sorted out the rest of the fallout from his prior affair and this thing with you in laws by itself is no reason to divorce him.
Wadlaen 24
Two questions come to mind: Why are you still married to him after finding out he cheated on you and how did your brother in law come to the conclusion that it was a good idea to marry his brother's mistress?
poopface82 25
And you’re still married to this dipshit because…?
kristakz 14
She's a ***** and your cheating husband is what? Forgiven? Either forgive them both or divorce his cheating ass.