Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML
Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I found out that if I'm tickled it causes me to have a panic attack until I cry. FML
Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
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Peter Hubbard 5
not much of a partner if you can't count on her to back you up when you need it
diraven 15
Being married is fun. Last night my wife flew into a rage because I washed the lettuce too loudly while making a salad for her.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Now guess who gets to wear the pants in the family?
Peter Hubbard 5
not much of a partner if you can't count on her to back you up when you need it
diraven 15
Being married is fun. Last night my wife flew into a rage because I washed the lettuce too loudly while making a salad for her.
RichardPencil 32
She got mad at you just before you were going to toss her salad?
Ambrily 27
Maybe the way he does it isn't how she likes her salad being tossed.
Mylife 12
I would file for a divorce.